Some random thoughts.

What if there were an “Angry Man” frozen dinner? The giant in Jack and the Bean Stalk could have come home and asked for it? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Angry Man dinner. From the car to the table in one temper fit.

What if someone put a cut out of Farmer MacGregor with his shot gun standing in wait for bunnies on Enterprise Way in Kelowna. The city has now hired a “culling” company to shoot all of the insurgent released former pets. Would it be seen as an infringement of copyright and get national attention? I hear the Beatrix Potter estate is vigilant.

What if someone demonstrated “Right to Life” on Enterprise Way to protest the slaughter of rabbits via shotgun within the city limits?

What if the new green plan for inner city was pouring green colorant into cement? Would we be fooled? “Oh, an urban forest. How relaxing.”

Our city has geese, rabbits and marmots which are considered pests. Why can’t these be served at the Bridge Opening to cut expenses? Kebab is everybody’s favorite barbecue. Who would know?

The first people over the bridge, Hey, wouldn’t that be the workers?
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What if people had to pay in advance to talk to artists, then artists would make money, maybe even a profit. 1-888-chatart?

What if developers made a presentation that didn’t say, “It will attract tourists.” Instead, what if they said , ” It will attract local citizens.”

No more randomness- ploting the plot!

The front yard is magnificient, trimmed and I am fooled into thinking the natural world can be tamed. The English heritage of creating a rolling green punctuated by roisterous crowds of flowers makes me feel as if I had a Monopoly sized version of a great estate. Ah grandure and control. I have managed to fool myself again.

The backyard on the other hand is a construction zone where stalled projects wait. This year…. we promise ourselves. The area I am setting my sites on is 10 by 10. I believe that by claiming calmness for this small area the illusion of control of the universe will soothe my delusional mind in the short term. Respite, a meditation area in the shade out of the fierce sun. Not this Friday, but one Friday.

What if?